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Dados los estratosféricos niveles alcanzados anoche durante el debate polÃtico, voy a seguir en esa lÃnea con un estupendo artÃculo cientÃfico. Zoophilia: a rare cause of traumatic injury to the rectum.
A 62-year-old farmer presented with generalized abdominal pain of eight hour’s duration. Past medical history was negative. Physical examination revealed marked abdominal distension with diffuse rebound. Digital rectal examination was unremarkable. Chest and abdominal X-ray film revealed free gas below the diaphragm and multiple gas-fluid levels consistent with paralytic ileus. Laboratory findings were significant for peripheral leukocytosis of 16,500mm3.
Laparotomy revealed diffuse feculent peritonitis and a 0.5 cm anterior tear of the rectum located 5 cm above the pelvic peritoneal reflection. The edges of the tear were ragged but without necrosis. No other pathology or foreign body was found. The abdomen was cleaned and the perforation closed. Intraoperative anoscopy and sigmoidoscopy were unremarkable except for several minute mucosal hematomas on the luminal aspect of the tear. A diverting transverse colostomy was constructed. The abdomen was irrigated copiously with warm saline, drained and closed in layers. Post-operative treatment consisted of nasogastric suction, total parenteral nutrition and broad-spectrum antibiotics. The patient recovered uneventfully. Post-operatively, he declined discussing perforation’s etiology. Psychiatric evaluation was requested. The patient eventually confessed that the complaints started after he committed sexual intercourse with a boar. He related that he had had previous similar experiences with animals but did not provide other details.
(Visto en Metafilter.)
Amores que duelen, dicen.
Comentario por TxapulÃn — 26/2/2008 @ 8:40 am
LOL, esto me “suena”.
Comentario por mir 2.0 — 26/2/2008 @ 10:26 am
jejeje Esto me recuerda al chiste: “Oye, ¿tú aquà no has venido a cazar, verdad?”.
Te faltó esta foto para ilustrarlo: (no sé si el html saldrá).
Un saludete.
Comentario por ec-jpr — 26/2/2008 @ 10:30 am
Pues no, no sale. Mierda. Helo aquà pues: http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5209/osorevertinoos6.jpg
Comentario por ec-jpr — 26/2/2008 @ 10:31 am
Solo un matiz…es “boar”, no “bear”.
O sea, que el animalillo en cuestión era un cochino jabalÃ.
Comentario por Ryben — 26/2/2008 @ 12:08 pm
Al menos se lo folló vivo, no como éste:
http://blogs.elpais.com/mundo_insolito/2008/02/condenado-por-b.html
Comentario por Mari Pili — 26/2/2008 @ 4:05 pm
Hombre, donde esté el erotismo inherente a un boar que se quite un peludo bear…”onde va a parar!!!!”
Comentario por Luis — 26/2/2008 @ 5:08 pm
xDDDD pasión de gavilanes… digo por los cerdos.
Comentario por SHION — 26/2/2008 @ 6:13 pm
El diagrama es escalofriante.
Y la descripción del intercourse aun más.
Comentario por krollspell — 26/2/2008 @ 6:43 pm
Joer, que cabrón eres. Como pones estas cosas?
Que llevo varios dias con dolor abdominal y en lo que la maravillosa sanidad publica me diagnostica algo, voy a pensar que en algun descuido me ha dao por culo algún cochino jabalin.
Comentario por TioMac — 26/2/2008 @ 10:51 pm
#10: la ciencia tiene cosas maravillosas. Ésta no es una de ellas :D
Comentario por RinzeWind — 26/2/2008 @ 10:52 pm
Un dÃa te prestaré el tomo de Psychopathia Sexualis de Von Krafft-Ebing con casos comentados… se lee cada cosa :-D
Comentario por Algernon — 26/2/2008 @ 11:44 pm
#5: Ot-tia, qué fallo :oops:
Comentario por ec-jpr — 26/2/2008 @ 11:49 pm
Oh! Very interesting…
(¿Sabe usted que no todo el mundo habla inglés, Mr. RinzeWind?)
Comentario por MarÃa Suripanta — 3/3/2008 @ 2:50 pm
#14: lo sé. Pero no siempre tengo que tiempo para traducir, o el sentido original del texto se perderÃa al pasarlo a castellano. Ante la duda, prefiero poner las citas originales.
Comentario por RinzeWind — 3/3/2008 @ 6:53 pm
Hello Rinzewind,
I am very interested in the subject of inteligent design. Can we talk about it?
What can you tell me?
It´s becoming a very strong movement in the world.
Thank you
Comentario por newind — 3/3/2008 @ 10:12 pm